The Bollox “Wake Me in the Morning” Mug (White)

For mornings that feel like hangovers—even if they’re not.

This mug doesn’t do sunshine and gratitude. It does black coffee, strong tea, and silent glares. Featuring The Bollox logo and the deadpan phrase “Wake Me in the Morning,” it’s the perfect companion for bleary-eyed mornings, post-gig comedowns, or anyone who prefers caffeine over conversation.

Gift it to someone who takes their brew strong and their mood stronger. Or just keep it on your desk to warn people to approach with caution.

Product Features

• Durable white ceramic—no chips, no BS

• Bold black print that won’t fade, even if you do

• Glossy finish, smooth as your best excuse

• Microwave & dishwasher safe, for the barely functioning

• Holds enough fuel to get through at least one bad idea

Care Instructions
Toss it in the dishwasher or rinse it out by hand—whatever you can manage before noon.